Man Makes Pitch to City Council to Rename ‘Boneless Chicken Wings’

Serrano’s Dumb but True Story

A man stood up in front of his local City Council leaders to discuss boneless chicken wings, which he believes are the scourge of society.

The man got up during the public comment section to air his grievances about this widespread problem that he felt was ruining a way of life for Americans. At first, it sounds like he’s talking about a major social issue, but instead, he pivots to chicken wings. He gave a passionate speech about how the phrase “boneless chicken wings” absolutely must be retired in Lincoln, across menus from all over the city’s many restaurants. He calls the whole idea a lie. He said they aren’t really boneless wings. They’re really just mini chicken tenders.

He’s hoping they’ll consider a name change to something that’s true, like shortening the name to just ‘boneless chicken’.


Born and raised in Tampa, I’m very proud of my Puerto Rican heritage. I speak fluent Spanish, love the outdoors, playing with my kids, and spending time in the kitchen with my wife Jennifer.

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